Tuesday, 18 September 2012

Criminal stupidity

How were you identified?
“We were wearing masks. But masks of each others’ faces”

Why were you standing on the pavement when the police arrived?
"The getaway vehicle was too small. It was a toy truck; we bought it on ebay without checking the dimensions”

Why did you leave the vault without taking anything?
“You know when you walk into a room and you forget why you went in there?”

Why did you steal sixty pints of A-positive?
"We didn't realise it was a blood bank, but we would have looked stupid if we’d walked out empty-handed.”

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