Wednesday, 27 February 2013

Performance-related pay

Actors should have performance-related pay, executives paid on commission, and removal companies according to the shifts they’ve done.

Wednesday, 20 February 2013


One person talking.

Two people talking.

A paper doorstop.

Saturday, 16 February 2013

It's not yours

“Joe, we need to talk. I’m not pregnant.”
“That’s great news.”
“Well, the thing is, I think it’s not yours.”
“Not mine?”
“Yes. You remember that time that we didn’t have sex? You should, we were both very sober”
“Was that just after we didn’t go to Kate’s leaving thing?”
“Yes, well, I think it didn’t happen then.”
“Are you okay?”
“I’m fine, I just... I just didn’t expect not to be a father so soon.”
“Would you – “
“I hadn’t thought about not supporting a child.”
“Will you – “
“Tell you what, I won’t sell my car.”
“Oh Joe, I don’t love you!”
“I don’t love you either.”