Friday, 6 July 2012

A Recipe for Disaster

100g flour
175g caster sugar
3 politicians
4 eggs
1 badger
2 tiny pairs of brogues
Half a teaspoon of baking powder
Half a teaspoon of uranium

Alternatively, if you’re on a low sodium diet, omit one of the politicians and substitute an apple (with a gift tag reading ‘to the most beautiful’).

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