Wednesday 9 May 2012

Haikus

Come quick! Santander
is haemorrhaging banknotes.
(A hole in the wall).

Steel actuary
chides in vain. Tries softer tone
‘Please take your receipt’

To bald man on bus;
wearing glasses on forehead
fools no-one. Sorry.

I think I need help;
I can’t stop writing letters
To agony aunts.

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