The internet is made of cats. Here's a story about one with whom I currently live.

I'm not entirely sure what it is about the cat lampshade - or, as the marketing team would have you call it, the 'campshade' - which puts felines in such a bad mood. Perhaps it's the constant cases of mistaken identity. Completely ignoring the inconvenience caused by being confused for traffic cones and phonographs,



aforementioned objects are infamously litigious. Attending hearings for identity fraud seriously reduces the time available for a cat to ... do whatever it is exactly that cats do when they're not sleeping, eating or attending hearings for identity fraud.

Of course, silence isn't the only reaction to the campshade...


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My cat, however, likes to do things a little differently.



I tried not to laugh. Honestly, I did. But then this happened.







It's amazing the difference that a little access to cat food can make.