Thursday, 5 July 2012

Families

Families are a lot like French cheeses; there are a lot of them, and almost all are unpleasant.

Families are a lot like nuclear missiles; you make a big fuss when they leave, but you genuinely don’t want them to return.

Families are a lot like scented candles; they don’t fare well in house fires.



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