Good morning citizens, and welcome to Quarter Past Curfew – a series of
vibrations that your mind translates into sounds that it translates into words
that it translates into abstract concepts – good lord we’re computers made of
meat.
We start with the headlines: our glorious leader
has announced a new raft of measures designed to feed people, starting in June,
so just hold your breath until then. In economic news, it turns out that you
are organised enough to have many spare batteries, but disorganised enough that
they’re all triple a, when you don’t have a single appliance that takes them.
But first; I have a press release on my desk from
our glorious leader – praised be his name, hallowed be his memory, reminding us
that in these times when we do not leave the house, we may want to start
exploring creative outlets. Many citizens have started drawing or finally
getting round to finishing that novel, or starting a podcast to polish up their
production skills and get over their fear of putting content on the internet
without the filter of an actor between writer and audience.
And to be honest with you, I think the vast
majority of the creative process is driven by fear. We procrastinate because we
fear that the product wont be as good as the vision. We repeatedly edit because
we fear the release, and we fear exposure because we fear both critique and
indifference and praise and acclaim.
Here in Sector 17, I can hear through my wall that
my neighbour has started writing a sitcom. I know this because he’s speaking
all the parts aloud. It’s called ‘Three’s a Crowd’ and it’s a standard buddy
cop prodcedural, but the twist is that there’s three of them, running a good
cop bad cop moral relativist cop routine. Each car chase starts with a five minute argument about who has to sit in the back.
I’m scared that one day he’ll ask me to ready the
bloody thing.
But I guess we’ll burn that bridge when we come to
it.
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