Dear Caller

Dear caller, 

There are no operatives available to take your call. All available operatives are busy. They caught a bus to Southampton. They’re in a Pizza Express, laughing, and chatting, and learning about each others’ lives. Like Kevin, from finance, is a widow. Did you know that? His wife died age 32. And just after his father won the lottery, man, Kevin’s lived an interesting life. And Arlene, from accounts, is talking to Steve from service fulfilment. It turns out they are very distant cousins. And don't like each other very much. In the afternoon, the operatives will take part in a team building exercise run by a guy who went freelance because he couldn’t bear to stand pricks like this.

Please stay on the line.