13:51 to London Paddington

The time is 15:42. Customers for the 13:51 service to London Paddington should be aware that it was running twenty minutes late. We apologise for the delay in this apology. This is due to an earlier excuse failure. Customers seeking admission, confession, or redress are advised that the next apology will arrive in approximately twenty minutes. We will then apologize for any inconvenience caused.