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Monday, 4 July 2011

Signs that I would really like to smuggle into a Zoological park and stick by the enclosure of the appropriate animal..

Hardcore Prawn
Ungrateful Swine
Python Schmython
Vlad the Impala

and, at the entrance of the park, just below the opening hours
"Do not open if the seal is broken".

Thursday, 20 January 2011

Cow Tipping: A delicate subject

You know how it is. Some include a service charge, some expect change with the bill and some don't offer service worth paying for!