1) Tesco is recalling its own-brand 500g bags of lentils.
They may contain broken glass.
2) Asda is recalling its own-brand 500g bags of broken glass.
They may contain lentils.
3) Persil is recalling its three litre bottles of non-bio fabric detergent. There is a manufacturing fault in the packaging, which means that the user is likely to lock eyes with their reflection when pouring, and reflect upon the fact that life is transient, morality socially constructed, and that they spend their Saturday afternoon not seeing elderly family members or basking in the company of friends, but comparing the labels on different bottles of fabric softener. Full refunds will be given.
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