I’ve attached the expense claim form for my last mission, with receipts stapled on the reverse, I know a few are slightly unorthodox, so I’ve annotated them to explain.
14th June. £450
Two nights in the Hotel Troubadour
14th June £200
Dinner in the hotel restaurant.
14th June £2, 000
Entertainment in the hotel casino.
14th June 50p
A twix.
(Turns out that haute cuisine isn’t very filling, and I was upset about having lost two grand in the casino).
15th June £50
Dry cleaning for the hotel curtains, to remove bloodstains
15th June £50, 000
Compensation for garrotting the hotel manager with a set of curtains.
16th June £4.1 million pounds
for the reconstruction of the Hotel Troubadour
Best,
James.
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