The five stages of snow

Here in the UK, we have our own special variation of the Kübler-Ross model, employed exclusively when snow manages to settle. Snow settling in the UK is a small miracle in itself, given the points-based immigration system.

1. Surprise

Those of you thinking that question is absurd have obviously never had to wake up to the consequences of on Amazon 1-click ordering.

2. Honeymoon

3. Divorce.

Said the snowman.

4. Complete paralysis of the rail network

5. Rolling news coverage of gritting depots

I'd always assumed that the reporter had recently argued with the production staff. Hell hath no fury like a locations manager scorned.