Literary cocktails

Tequila Mockingbird
Pride and Prejudisaronno
The Old man and the Chablis

Extreme Waiting

Do you think you could deliver food at 30, 000 feet?
While moving at 300 kilometres per hour?
Then perhaps you'd like to consider becoming a member of cabin crew
an extreme waiter.

Coming soon to a cabinet near you...

I've recently discovered a new genre of film; the political rom-com. Much like conventional rom-coms they feature contrived narratives and bumbling Brits who seem to live exclusively in London. However, once any of the characters says anything compromising, they assemble a press conference and immediately apologise, explaining that they will 'choose words more carefully' in the future.

"When David met Nick"

Can two politicians sleep with together, and still look each other in the eyes in the morning?

"How to Lose a No Confidence Vote in 10 days"

One of them is lying. The other is lying down.

If those don't interest you, there are still plenty to choose from; Theresa May's Diary, Four recessions and a by-election or, if you're a fan of cartography, Notting Hill (Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea).

Grímsvötn

This genuinely happened while I was watching the BBC's rolling news coverage.

There's no such thing as a free trial

Eurovisionary

*2010's Lena being an exception to this rule

Spoonerisms, Forkerisms and other Cutleryisms