Wednesday, 8 August 2018

The Reunion


Steve Porter was kicked to death by a unicorn. It was all anyone would talk about at the reunion. Graham wanted to tell Stacey about his promotion (from Regional Sales Manager to Manager for Regional Sales), but she was too busy crying. Bloody Steve Porter. Bloody unicorns.

Monday, 6 August 2018

The Mind Reader

Ben Walsh was a mind reader. The mind that he could read belonged to a Mister Eric Lee of Croydon. Eric spent a lot of time thinking that he might be late, and that he should really buy a new hose. All in all, it wasn't a useful skill.