Monday 28 February 2011

Saturday 19 February 2011

Rise of the machines?

deep blue image


text 1

watson

text 2

i nominate k9 copy


are you sure

(If you're wondering where the sixth player went, Kryten got locked in during a game in the Industrial zone. He got distracted, started cleaning and didn't make it to the door before the two minutes elapsed.)

Friday 18 February 2011

Rastamouse: The unanswered questions

For the uninitiated, allow me to introduce Rastamouse, titular protagonist of the first British animated series to feature Jamaican-Caribbean characters.



Reminiscent of Oliver Postgate’s creations, the stop-motion series illustrates how characters can solve problems through respect and communication. The show promotes redemption in the place of retribution. Or, as Rastamouse would put it ‘making a bad ting good’.

Ignoring the common themes of criticism which have plagued the show (some object to the use of pseudo West-Indian accents and racial stereotyping while others claim that ‘cheese’ is an allusion to canabis) – Rastamouse has some explaining to do.

1. Why are there so many orphans?




Is President Wensley Dale hiding a dark secret? Has Yersinia Pestis paid Mouseland a visit? Does Larry the cat have an alibi? If not, why are so many of the mouse-folk bereft of parents?

2.Why do none of the adult mice wear trousers?




The orphans wear shorts, the female mice wear skirts or dresses, but the adult mice wear nothing below the waist. Is this some sort of sartorial statement about who wears the trousers?

Monday 14 February 2011

Thursday 10 February 2011

8 British road signs to look out for.

Which have, at best, limited application.

1.
umbrella

2.
wine

3.
ink

4.
dagger

5.
conga

6.
swerve
Still, they're preferable to careless cartographers.

7.
bowler

8.
caravan

Wednesday 2 February 2011

Visual Fish Pun

A peer of John Paul Sharkre

René Descarp.